“The mobile infantry made me the person I am today!” – Starship Troopers
I joined the army.
After shattering both ankles, my knees, and cracking a femur during an Army training accident, I crawled back home and hid under my bed for a while. Then I finished my Bachelor of Arts in History from the University of North Texas. This makes me qualified to do... nothing. Unless you want to know about President William Howard Taft and I can talk for hours. Which is why I also have an Associates of Science in Information Technology from Brookhaven College. Paid for by the good people at the Department of Veterans Affairs.
Expensive pieces of toilet paper in hand, I wandered into the IT department of a school, where I found comfort in the company of fellow Siths who actually knew how many bathrooms were on the Enterprise and understand the Rule of Two. I am an enthusiastic fan of Fiona Shaw, Alan Rickman Anthony Minghella, and the aforementioned William Howard Taft. I am currently wandering around the South Coast of England, trying to figure out what marmite is, and how on earth my body will be preserved after death if there's no additives or preservatives in the food.
I have done standup at Backdoor Comedy, the West End Comedy Theater before it was bought by the evil Comedy Sportz DFW franchise, and the Queen's Head Pub in London. I have also performed improvisational comedy with my Dallas improv troupe, Blunt Force Drama. Said performances can be viewed here: Robbi’s YouTube Page